I've been trying to find that thread that Tori told me months ago when Thranduil tells Garrett his real age and I can't find it. /gnashes teeth. Also dear Garrett, please be prepared for a bazillion terrible old horror movie comparisons and Bram Stoker jokes because Roy is from the 1910s. I wish he's from the 1920s so he can make a Nosferatu joke but no go, Tarsem. >_>

Will you still find him fascinating after you realise he's kind of a whiny asshole????

I made very undignified noises when I saw that fdgfdgsf. ALSO /gently smashes the fourth wall.