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voice;

[staytofight]

... Not a bad guess.

[He smiles a little, hidden behind the voice function, leaning into his knuckles. This is interesting... Telling a human anything about himself is just interesting.]

250 years ago, I was a soldier in the Revolutionary War. Born and raised in New England—before we got our independence. I guess now you'd call it Vermont.

I'd been turned by a vampire out on the field, when my troop was ambushed.

[A pause.]

Centuries later... well, here I am.

voice;

[sweetmotherofgod]

[flattest

voice

ever.]

You're a vampire too. Does my blood smell of cheeseburgers or something?

[Heather don't say that's cool though people who were actually in wars tend not to think they were awesome think of something else to say that doesn't make you sound like a douchebag]

Crushed velvet jokes and bed hair aside, you're looking pretty spry for 250.

[yes good that wasn't dumb at all. Hear that sound, Garrett? That is an actual facepalm on the other end of the line.]

voice;

[staytofight]

...

I guess I'm pretty spry, sure.

[Hear that, Heather? He's judging you in the most friendliest way.]

I guess now that I'm not a nomad and I actually have a room to keep things, I could invest in a decent brush.

...

And sorry to disappoint, but cheeseburgers? They smell godawful. And they're just so bad for you, to boot.

[see: vampire telling you what eating habits are poor]