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voice;

[sweetmotherofgod]

[flattest

voice

ever.]

You're a vampire too. Does my blood smell of cheeseburgers or something?

[Heather don't say that's cool though people who were actually in wars tend not to think they were awesome think of something else to say that doesn't make you sound like a douchebag]

Crushed velvet jokes and bed hair aside, you're looking pretty spry for 250.

[yes good that wasn't dumb at all. Hear that sound, Garrett? That is an actual facepalm on the other end of the line.]

voice;

[staytofight]

...

I guess I'm pretty spry, sure.

[Hear that, Heather? He's judging you in the most friendliest way.]

I guess now that I'm not a nomad and I actually have a room to keep things, I could invest in a decent brush.

...

And sorry to disappoint, but cheeseburgers? They smell godawful. And they're just so bad for you, to boot.

[see: vampire telling you what eating habits are poor]